December 2009
184 posts
backpedal
therodeoprincess:
I’m tickled by these new Match.com commercials that seem to suggest that their marketing people are JUST NOW realizing the actual percentage of internet dates that end in awkwardness/terrible sex/axe murder. “Sorry we tried to promise you a soul mate, marriage, and mindblowing booty forever. We’re not eHarmony. We realize that there is no middle aged guy that looks THAT...
arguing with a narcissist
therodeoprincess:
It’s like trying teach a mailbox to do calculus. What are you thinking? Minutes of your life you will never get back, y’all.
Lion, Tiger, Bear All Live Together: 'They Love... →
currently reading
College rules for ladies, 1837
lickystickypickyme:
No young lady shall become a member of Mt. Holyoke Seminary who cannot kindle a fire, mash potatoes, and repeat the multiplication table and at least two-thirds of the shorter catechism.
Every member of the school shall walk a mile a day unless a freshet, earthquake, or some other calamity prevent.
No young lady shall devote more than an hour a day to miscellaneous reading.
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ipod touch/iphone app recommendations? plz?
“christmas gift suggestions:
to your enemy, forgiveness.
to an opponent,...”
– oren arnold
“women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
– oscar wilde
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On the up side, a church nearby is having a...
haguenite:
It’s Sunday at 9AM, so I probably won’t make it, but how awesome would that be?
THAT WOULD BE MOST EXCELLENT.
Tiger Woods on the cover of the New York Post for...
dontsprainyourvagina:
Today, he tied the record for longest consecutive run on the cover. What story did he tie you ask? 9/11.
crab apple crabby pants crabtree
therodeoprincess:
Get in a worse mood, why don’t you! Frown harder! Firm up your bowels A LITTLE MORE! Grind those teeth! Get yourself HOT AS A PISTOL! Grumble some hateful stuff under your breath! Get all up in somebody’s kitchen! Threaten to chicken-wing a bitch! DO IT!
the best answer i have ever heard to the question “is the glass half empty or half full?”
“i’d say you got about twice as much glass as you need.”
green tea lattes look kinda like grasshoppers. mmmm.
lickystickypickyme:
I eat my peas with honey; I’ve done it all my life. It makes the peas taste funny, But it keeps them on the knife.
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Ask me anything http://formspring.me/elltotheoh
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What celebrity would play you in a movie about your life?
either drew barrymore or a pale, reddish-headed america ferrera.
Ask me anything
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tea-infused hot chocolate.
“do nothing from rivalry or conceit, but in humility count others more...”
– philippians 2:3
"O God, forgive us for frequently living in fear...
Ephesians 1:16
fishforpeople:
I have not stopped thanking God for you. I pray for you constantly
